The Republic of Zwaria Wons is a colossal, safe nation, remarkable for its otherworldly petting zoo, devotion to social welfare, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate population of 5.197 billion Zwaria Wonsians enjoy extensive civil rights and enjoy a level of social equality free from the usual accompanying government corruption.

The large, liberal, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Healthcare, and Industry. The average income tax rate is 60.3%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The powerhouse Zwaria Wonsian economy, worth 380 trillion deniers a year, is quite specialized and dominated by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Woodchip Exports, and Furniture Restoration. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 73,244 deniers, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Chrome-clad space marines are such stuff that dreams are made on, cash-strapped junkies lick rabbits for a cheap high, tax revenue is often intercepted by international accountants before ever seeing the national treasury, and lion-reed-vulture-hand-reed-mouth is how Leader is spelt now. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Zwaria Wons's national animal is the dolphin, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans.

Zwaria Wons is ranked 22,981^st in the world and 37^th in The Order of the Grey Wardens for Highest Foreign Aid Spending, scoring 1,085.22 on the Clooney Contribution Index.